during Devil May Cry 3's final battle on Dante Must Die:
- me: WAT
- me: VERGIL. stop fucking moving what the fuck bro no
- me: oh god he Devil Triggered
- me: FUCK is his health recovering?
- me: GOD NO
- me: STOP MOVING
- me: NO NO NO NO DON'T KILL ME
- me: GOD DAMMIT DANTE MOVE MOVE MOVE DANTE FUCKING MOVE NO
- me: DANTE WHAT
- me: WHY AREN'T YOU STRONGER THAN HIM?
- me: *finally beats Vergil*
- me: I AM THE MASTER.
- me: YOU MAY BOW DOWN BEFORE ME
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Assassin’s creed still out of my reach!!
So today i got Assassin’s Creed Revelations …. I was so happy i wanted to just go home and play….
so i got home…turned on my laptop and popped in the DVD…
it failed to read it…..
DaFAQ??????????
why?
i went berserk….i wanted to smash my fucking laptop….
till now i can’t get it to work…i’ve restarted it so many times , still nothing…
disabling the device and enabling it again…and NOTHING…
so i opened the driver to clean the lens….next to the lens there is a brown wide wire connected to where the lens is….and on it the tiniest scratch ever…i got scared…
i got another CD and popped it in ( Full metal Alchemist anime ) and it worked!!!
but all the game DVDs i have DON’t….. i hated my laptop and stated to bash the driver…..
tomorrow i will go buy a new driver…and the whole thing is gonna stay in the shop for a week….
i hate my life…i’m never happy!
Guys I found Vergil’s coffee mug.
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